LOL this is so funny.
If you don't regularly read Woot!, then you haven't seen this yet:
THE ASTROLOGICAL MAGAZINE
Founder Editor (1936-1998)
We regret to announce that due to
unforeseen circumstances beyond our control, the publication of
The Astrological Magazine
will cease with the December 2007 issue.
All unexpired subsription amounts will be refunded shortly.
We thank all our subscribers for their kind co-operation in this matter
I guess that's like how the psychics/fortune tellers ask for your name...
Or like this: